alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.
I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.
by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011
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Alaskan firedragon

An Alaskan firedragon has two definitions:

1. A fire breathing dragon native to Alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

2. A sexual act. (See other definitions for "Alaskan firedragon"). However, this sexual act can also be known as an "Alabama firedragon."
1. Dude, check out that Alaskan firedragon flying through the air!

2. I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan firedragon last night
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
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Alaskan Twins

Alaskan twins are a set of siblings born by the same mother and father born 9 months apart!!!
Dawn and Terry are “Alaskan Twins”.
by Superbly Sexy January 25, 2021
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Alaskan Tophat

A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck
by Lil` BananaDick September 09, 2018
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Alaskan Narwhal

Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 02, 2019
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Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
by Zman84 November 20, 2016
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Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.
I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.
by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018
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