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alaskan cracker

A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.
I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.
by Admiral Wolverine Rainbow June 15, 2011
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Alaskan firedragon

An Alaskan firedragon has two definitions:

1. A fire breathing dragon native to Alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

2. A sexual act. (See other definitions for "Alaskan firedragon"). However, this sexual act can also be known as an "Alabama firedragon."
1. Dude, check out that Alaskan firedragon flying through the air!

2. I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan firedragon last night
by Big Poppa tha Cracka June 29, 2009
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Alaskan Twins

Alaskan twins are a set of siblings born by the same mother and father born 9 months apart!!!
Dawn and Terry are “Alaskan Twins”.
by Superbly Sexy January 24, 2021
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Alaskan Beads

Put small pieces of poop on a piece of floss, freeze it, then use them as anal beads.
by NaughtyCrownie April 18, 2012
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alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
by AlaskanMan June 8, 2016
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alaskan jesus

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back
by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016
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Alaskan Bullworm

The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.
“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”
by illvminavt May 15, 2021
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