hygiene therapy

1. The act of washing yourself after experiencing something traumatic or witnessing something dirty.

2. When someone washes so rarely that the act of showering becomes a spiritually uplifting experience.

1. After watching 2 girls 1 cup, Sarah felt the need to take a break from the internet and practice some hygiene therapy.

2. During his second year in college, Steve's washing habits deteriorated, giving him a moment of bliss every other month or so after he finally decided to take a shower. And he's a dick.

by roboticjizz May 27, 2012

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013

Decagrative Therapy

A one-of-a-kind 10-faceted holistic approach that emphasizes and treats the whole person, mind, body and spirit. The ten modalities, when applied in concert, interrelate and link together to offer the individual the tools for a balanced and cohesive life.

Decagrative therapy is the most effective therapeutic system when it comes to treating addictions and traumas.

by Rythmia March 10, 2015

meat therapy

When you need to get laid

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy

by Harass July 28, 2015

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016

Elevation Therapy

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.

One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.

by Mtngurl December 16, 2016

animal therapy

Purposeful use of animals to provide affection, diversion and relaxation

I use animal therapy to help my patience feel relaxed and calm during their sessions.

by Lorelei S. April 24, 2017