jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.

Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half

by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 26, 2009

Show And Tell Girl

A girl who is dated only because of her appearance, so that she can be showed off to her boyfriend's friends.

-Jake and Crystal are a really nice couple, or what?
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!

by ZnappHansk July 23, 2009

Non Tell STD

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.

Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.

by Skip Kennewick October 20, 2008

You tell em

The phrase "You tell em" is one of many sarcastic remarks which can be used to abruptly end a conversation. If you do not feel like responding to a certain person or your laughing at a complete idiot/moron/goon throwing out a "You tell em" will shut them up or induce a very interesting response.

Complete Idiot with glasses- "Actually Mr. Peeeeuuuurrrrd, I ate 7 apples for breakfast, not 6."

You- "ay you tell em pal"

A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.

You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.

by Steve Santang April 14, 2009

Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

Mo: i want to have hot sex with you
Emily: tell me about it

by Emilyisasexybeast July 5, 2018

i'm tell

when you agree with the person talking. to understand where a person is coming from

It is hot as hell out here, "i'm tell".

by JaMekia G April 26, 2006

Trunk telling Jokes

Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.

D**n man, yo Trunk Telling Jokes!

by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 13, 2006