Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell
Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.
Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.
Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 27, 2009
A girl who is dated only because of her appearance, so that she can be showed off to her boyfriend's friends.
-Jake and Crystal are a really nice couple, or what?
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!
-Nah, he's only dating her because she's a show and tell girl!
by ZnappHansk July 23, 2009
A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.
by Skip Kennewick September 03, 2008
The phrase "You tell em" is one of many sarcastic remarks which can be used to abruptly end a conversation. If you do not feel like responding to a certain person or your laughing at a complete idiot/moron/goon throwing out a "You tell em" will shut them up or induce a very interesting response.
Complete Idiot with glasses- "Actually Mr. Peeeeuuuurrrrd, I ate 7 apples for breakfast, not 6."
You- "ay you tell em pal"
A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.
You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.
You- "ay you tell em pal"
A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.
You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.
by Steve Santang April 14, 2009
used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.
by Emilyisasexybeast July 05, 2018
It is hot as hell out here, "i'm tell".
by JaMekia G April 10, 2006
Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.
by Dj Down South of the rap group Project X August 14, 2006