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by Chucka ubama March 12, 2008
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School Swat

A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.

Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"BEACAUSE!!"

"Thank you for your logical explanation."

"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"

"I'll see you when I need form stamped."

"Oh shut up bin-man!"
by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
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SOAtard

Someone who is obessed beyond all reason with Sons of Anarchy.

Taken from such words as 'Twihard' for Twilight fans.
"You are such an SOAtard!"
"Yea I know I am, but so are you.. I see you drooling over Jax Teller too.
by KitKyle June 21, 2011
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SOAT

Abriviation for the Sexiest Of All Time.
Sharquisha- " Saige! Omg girl did you see Alex at the pool party?! He's so fineee"

Saige- "Hell ya I saw him, he fo sure the SOAT."

Tyrone Willis - " Yo my boy Alex, did you see Saige at the party?!"

Alex- "How could I miss her dawg?! She got hella cakes man. She no doubt the SOAT."
by BigAlSal69 November 30, 2016
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sloatting

It is sloatting outside.
by anonymous January 25, 2004
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Last minuite swat

Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.
Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!

Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!
by *skate-char-skate* December 7, 2010
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swat

To swat it up is to work very hard on: homework, extra curricular activities or other unnecessary and good activities. You know if you are swatting, it is somehow fun, but you also get brownie points from someone for doing it.
I am going to swat it up on and attend that conference after work.
by tina July 23, 2004
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