banjo swinger

Reference to a not-to-bright person. From the dueling banjo movie.

"If he were any dumber,he'd be a real banjo swinger!"

by Labastacopesta December 29, 2008

Women's Winter

When the air conditioning system is turned up in the summer creating an indoor environment cool enough for women to bitch about how cold it is.

Ashley in accounting has three sweaters at her desk. It's July! I guess it's women's winter.

by Clean Slut January 6, 2020

Swinger Baby

A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.

PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"

PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"

PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".

by the.other.guy September 22, 2010

swinker

The person who finishes everyones drinks at the end of the evening.

Man, Chris sure did his job as the swinker. All the plastic cups are empty.

by Emily Wang February 8, 2008

swingers

Noun.
1. A group of middle aged men who hang out, drink, and talk a lot of game (when their wives and girlfriends are not around) but no action.
2. Recent graduates who hang out and drink at the local college bar.
3. A bunch of flaky guys who say "I'm there!" and then make an excuse to flake out.

Hey bro, let's get the Swingers together for a drink on Friday.

by MACstizzle December 28, 2005

swinger hater

A person that despises swingers. Usually this animosity is spawned from one being insecure, immature, or sexually inexperienced. Such individuals often hide behind the facade of a relationship that they are in. They see swingers as immoral or evil because they don't have a ball and chain attached to their partner. These individuals consider a normal relationship one where their partner spends all their time catering to their partners emotional problems and is under their total control at all times. They think 10 minutes of boring sex is amazing even though there partner usually just falls asleep half way into it. Often times these people can only have sex if they are drunk because they are too immature to handle sex sober and if they ever cheat on there partner they can just blame it on the alcohol. They want to know where their partner is 24/7 and go ape shit and throw a temper tantrum if their partner even talks to another person of the opposite sex. These prudes think Swingers are STD infested when the fact is because they more than likely will cheat with the first nasty person that comes along and not get tested and therefore are just as much or more at risk. Because after all STD tests are for dirty people not responsible ones.

Shawn- "Yo Dawg. Wheres your gurl?"

Dawg- "Yo i dunno! Been tryin to call her ass! Do ya know its been 5 minutes since i last talked to her?"

Shawn- "Yo Dawg that aint good!"

Dawg- "Yeah i know. That ho better check in with me at least 25 times a day and let me know where shes at! She better not be hangin out with anyone! Thats all i need is her thinkin she can go have fun and not be there for me to use as a doormat for all my problems. Next thing you know shes gonna be one of those swingers if i dont keep a tight leash on her! I aint havin that! Shes my property yo!"

Shawn- "Yeah Dawg! Call that bitch back!

Dawg- "Yeah if i find out shes been talking to another dude on the phone his ass is is gonna get banked cause im one swinger hater of a fool!"

Shawn- "Later Dawg i gotta go pleasure my gurl! I got my game on! Were gettin drunk and havin 10 minutes of hot sex tonight!"

Dawg- "Damn! Wish i could last that long! Later Yo!"

by A Swinger November 13, 2007

spinterest

Spinterest is when housewives go the gym and slowly pedal the stationary bike while flipping through Pinterest posts on their cell phones. Spinterest is a combination of the word spinning (intense stationary cycling) and Pinterest.

“Honey, I’m going to the gym and do some Spinterest.”

by AccountingDroid May 31, 2017