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Swiss Miss

When you "accidentally" miss the vagina and end up in the ass.
"She was really getting into it until I gave her the swiss miss".
by BProfane June 2, 2009
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swiss army vagina

the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
by Gonz!!! May 8, 2009
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Swish

English slang meaning 'good', often used to describe fashion.
''Toms looking swish today''

- ''yeah i'd give him one''
by Joyce. January 10, 2010
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swisher sweets

The type of cigar that lasts long enough for quick relief, but no too long so you're the only one smoking outside by yourself at a party. A good way to spend a spare $3 and have a nice, quiet, relaxing, refreshing, and tantalizing smoke. Comes in many flavors.
Hey, I'm going outside to smoke some swisher sweets.
by Hermie Greenleaf February 13, 2008
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swisher sweet

A cigar with a sweet flavor on the tip so you can get a delicious flavor while you get a buzz.
Yo Apu... lemme get a pack of them swisher sweets right over thurr
by EURRRIC August 5, 2005
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swish stick

Particularly effeminite gay man.
"Look at that boy and his scarf...what a swish stick!"
by Xrys January 23, 2004
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Swiss Daniels

An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.
"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."

"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"

"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
by jucestain March 15, 2009
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