superman pose 

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

superman pose by ak.trout October 28, 2007

superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe slang term used by the rapper Soulja boy in his hit single crank dat.

to skeet on a females backs and then put the sheets over it.
superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe by josh n mike October 17, 2007

supermaned 

To have changed in an awkward and confined location.

I supermaned it today in my car between meetings.

supermaned by Eddy Buttler, Nicole Korsvoll March 11, 2008

riding superman 

When someone rides in a car in the trunk (because there aren't enough seats, they're sneaking into a drive-in, getting kidnapped, etc.). I'm not sure where this comes from -- a friend of mine said it once and then 2 years later I asked him about it and he insisted that he'd never heard of it before (LIAR!). If anyone knows its origin please post it.

I can only fit six in my car -- looks like someone's gonna be riding superman.

riding superman by ridingsuperman December 9, 2008

spiderman vs superman 

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room

i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman

spiderman vs superman by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008

superman

If your woman doesn't want to have sex with you, wait till she sleeps and cum on her back then stick a bed sheet to it, by the time she wakes it should have dried and she will have a superman cape

I supermaned that ho' fo' sho'

superman by Phillyboy71 April 16, 2008

superman a ho

Superman-ing a ho is when someone treats his lady with love, loyalty, dignity and respect, much like our man Clark does with Lois. Regardless of how long he may have been trapped in another dimension with the essentially greek goddess Wonder Woman (it was something like 1000 years), Kal-El just says "I'm sorry, but I love Lois."

That's how it's done!

Example of the widely misunderstood "superman a ho":

"Wow Grant, you're grandparents have been together for 80 years and she still holds his hand??"

"Absolutely, Geoff, he's been superman-ing that ho since they met."

"Wicked sick, let's go get snow cones."

superman a ho by XxxSexDooD69XxX April 18, 2009