Monkey Stump

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

by asamon December 18, 2009

stump hung

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011

stump jumper

Refers to a type/sub-brand of mountain bike.

The Stumpjumper was one of the earliest bona fide production mountain bikes —- a fact Specialized is trumpeting as the Stumpjumper turns 25 years old in 2006. The first two mass produced mountain bikes were sold in 1982: the Specialized Stumpjumper and Univega Alpina Pro. The word is actually "stumpjumper" instead of "stump jumper."

by PaulaForUrban December 30, 2007

baby stump

A baby wrapped in a blanket that looks like it doesn't have arms or legs.

Hey Dave, do you have any baby stumps?

by Matterr January 15, 2006

Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003