Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

stridnapt

Carrying a gun .

"If these hoes want problems bring it on but I'm a warn you I stay stridnapt ."

by Double-A-Ron:DaUnFuqqwitable December 23, 2018

stredge

Short for straight edge. This could either be a person trying to get their life together or some holier-than-thou idiot trying to make you feel bad for smoking a ciggy.

Josh: No, man, I don't poison my body with that filth, i'm stredge.
Not Josh: Who the fuck invited Josh to the house party?

by MetalThong June 3, 2019

stryfer

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omg is someone with an amogus pfp, stryfer is such a qt!

by stryfer's dad November 30, 2021

toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

strawberry strudel

A strawberry strudel is when you cum in a girls face then punch her in the nose.

Yo bro i strawberry strudeled that bitch

by Shinezbrite April 20, 2017

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018