Noah Strickland

A huge ass pedo who will try to fucking stroke your friend and steal their hair. He is extremely gay too even if he denies it. He will also tell an LGBT person that they are LGBT because they don't have "proof"

P1: Hey do you know Noah Strickland?
P2: You mean the one who tried to steal that girl's hair and keep it?

by iNibber March 30, 2019

John Strickland

Otherwise known as "Thickland". An extremely hot teacher with an ass.

Damn, look at John Strickland over there, lemme get a piece of that.

by LovelyPeachesStan6669 October 17, 2019

Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here

“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”

by NARPS April 22, 2022

Pussy poverty-stricken

comes from the word dick deprived, but instead used for the opposite sex. means lack of pussy. the word was founded by Alexia maria Romero @alexiamariaromero on Instagram.

“You haven’t had sex in a while!”

“YEAH I KNOW BRUH I’M PUSSY POVERTY-STRICKEN”

by amazingalexia123 November 16, 2018

hit the strit

when something is just right.

that ice cream really hit the strit.

by hitthestrit May 11, 2019

asexual striptease

An asexual striptease is when a person puts all their clothes on in a provocative way, such that an asexual person will gain excitement from it.

Barry: Aw, man, Sarah gave me the best asexual striptease last night...
Billy: Who would want to see Sarah with clothes on?

by freddy lunch September 25, 2010

ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007