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Shreked

A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson
"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"
by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the Internet😍 (This is soft-core porn)
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre
by itsmebitch June 21, 2016
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shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.
He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip
by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016
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shrek

The name Shrek is taken from the Yiddish word שרעק (pronounced 'shreck') meaning 'fear', 'terror', or (in its closest sense) 'fright'.
Oy gevalt! Groisser shrek...
by Scooter69 July 5, 2009
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shrekking

When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.

This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!

person 1: oh god
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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Shreked

The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good
by Mr.Sarastic November 7, 2014
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shreklings

In the 'Shrek Is love, Shrek is life 4ever after' video on YouTube, Shrek says to the kid "All those who believe in me are my children" before leaving the room. These 'children' are known as shreklings. They are all around you and are often seen quoting Shrek is love Shrek is life.
billy: The game is over.

Ned: It's never ogre!

Ted: Yeah! This is my swamp!

Billy: You little shreklings.
by Izzeh5 November 16, 2014
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