fur-straw

The fur on a kitten's front leg, above the paw, that has been suckled in comfort, such that it produces a stiff, straw-like appearance.

Man, Kiwi's been sucking his fur-straw all day!

by Kittenheim the Illusionist August 11, 2008

popcorn straw

When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.

Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.

by tpfusion July 6, 2005

spinning straws

to be extremely excited for something; to be hype as fuck

"Dude, you excited for the party this weekend?"

"Hell yeah, bro, I'm spinning straws!"

by Aspectofbane May 1, 2013

grasping at straws

(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse

He especially liked grasping at straws.

by chitty-chitty-bang-bang October 10, 2005

bendy straw

Extremely skinny girls, they look like moving straws

She's so skinny, she's a bendy straw.

by CBesta October 2, 2007

Straw Donkey

A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.

'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.

by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011

straw dog

A scientific research dog

Beagles used to train surgeons and veterinarians to operate on people and other people's dogs are straw dogs. Victims of vivisection, straw dogs are often euthanized after their usefulness has transpired.

by swgustafson December 9, 2008