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Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.
And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”
by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021
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stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
by solutionitis November 21, 2021
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Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours
I listened to my music and stoned out
by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022
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Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours
I listened to my music and stoned out
by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022
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stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.
Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.
by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023
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stoned gallt

being very stoned in Welsh
William: Dwi'n stoned gallt met

Kegs: A fi hefyd g
by racks1 October 30, 2023
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Stoned Illuminati

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!
by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023
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