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Starting the Lawnmower

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."
by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009
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Stirring Sauce

suspend a man upside down and make 10 or more other males ejaculate in his asshole. When the suspended man is ready, flip him right side up and make him shit in a bowl beneath. frappé or manually blend the mixture and use it as a pasta/ice cream topping.

May also be used as a chocolate milk substitute.
Nich said he needs some hooks for his stirring sauce later. All the boys are going!
by fluffygoose November 27, 2012
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Starting Shit

Not partaking in mostly all illegal activity.
“Pass that shit to Josh... nah, he said he didn’t want any. What the fuck is that faggot starting shit in my room for?! -Chill he a cool cop.”
by famdolljo$h September 7, 2019
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stirling

Stirling is the name of a small thin boy with a tiny dick, he secretly thinks he is a slayer while he desperatly longs for a man to anal him so hard he bleeds. He also loves the tastes of semem and drinks himself dry every night
stirling is a fagot
by Jon12354 May 11, 2013
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stitching

a fast-paced, relatively new sport invented by 4 citizens from Manchester, New Hampshire. the sport is played by the following rules and regulations.1. get a skateboard and a motor-vehicle. 2. ride the skateboard behind the back of a car or SUV, preferrably a Jeep™, using a tow cable or bungee cord ( either one is adequate). typically with 3 people: 1 driver and 2 stitchers. or 4 people: 1 driver, 2 stitchers, and 1 cameraman. although there are no documented attempts at this rapidly growing sport, it is a sport nonetheless.
Dude, i had such an awesome time stitching yesterday even though my neighbors told my parents that i was driving without a license.

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Remember that time last summer when we went stitching and i fell off the board when we were going down a hill doing 40 m.p.h. and i got those huge gashes all on my whole right side.
by Bobby Enderson December 9, 2008
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Skirting

When a randomer has the urge to shove his/her fist inside the genitals of a person wearing a skirt.
Corrr look at that babe in the skirt.
-Ite darlin', fancy a skirting?
-Sure!
*Skirts*
by Naifen December 29, 2007
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Stirring the brown paint

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!
by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016
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