A Saimi is someone who spends most of it's time on drugs and alcohol. All the Saimi's are most likely to die before the age of 25.
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Simi is beast
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That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!
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