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Vulva sniffer

A vulva sniffer is somebody who has an obsessive behavior to sniff the vulva before sex or any act of sexual fun. They will place their nose right on the vagina lips and take 5 big fat sniffs. If they don't mind the smell, they will carry on with the sexual pleasures they were giving. If the smell isn't to their personal taste. They usually flick the woman's bean and then leaves them to finish themselves.
Vulva sniffers are very judgmental and can make people feel very uncomfortable
*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your vagina is average, i shall continue having sex with you'
Girl- 'Thanks, i wash it daily'

*Boy takes 5 big sniff's*
'Your twat fucking stinks of shit, there is NO way in hell im having sex with you you dirty girl.'

VULVA SNIFFER

*girl cries*
by clittyclittybangbang11 April 2, 2013
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diaper sniffers

obsessive parent/parents regarding their child's health & safety.
parents now a days are forced by law to be diaper sniffers.
by jimbo tx May 29, 2015
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Stiff Cock

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!
by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014
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Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!
by NestleQck July 4, 2005
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bra sniffer

one who takes a bra from a dirty hamper and sniffs it to sexually arous him/her self
"mmmmmmm thats a goos sent cause im a bra sniffer
by julia acrosinie May 25, 2006
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Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"
by Windschuttle April 30, 2008
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Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.
My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.
by 531 December 9, 2010
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