tao of steve

the tao of steve is in three parts
1) Eliminate desire
2) you have to do something excellent in her presence
3) Retreat

1) A woman can smell an agenda
2) Proving your sexual worthiness
3) We pursue that which retreats

by the ross February 13, 2004

steve bannon

Dick Cheney and Death combined

Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.

by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017

Steve pineapple

A character from deep within your subconscious, usually revealing itself when you are under the influence of Marijuana.

Who does this guy think he is "Steve pineapple"?

by MAXTHEBESTLOL November 12, 2022

steve rogers

a beautiful human being that is so perfect he is often mistaken for god himself. known for playing captain america

"this isn't freedom, it's fear. we are holding a gun to every citizens head and calling it security." - Steve Rogers

by buckaye March 13, 2015

Steve the Pirate

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.

Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.

by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008

Christmas Steve

The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.

It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.

by win2day September 14, 2012

Steve Bannon

The acting of trying to fellate oneself and failing.

I pulled a Steve Bannon and now my friend Anthony won't stop making fun of me.

by Belakee July 27, 2017