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spunk gobbler

by johnny mannick September 9, 2003
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Spunk Sickle

1. Dick, cock, pecker, prick
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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Spunk doodle

The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation

WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische

STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count

SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee

ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.

PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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Spunk Monkey

A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!
by JamJam1 July 24, 2012
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spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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spanks

"spanks for the ride!"
by chispa May 2, 2006
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Spunk

Older term refering to something being "cool", bold, or blunt abour what they say and/or do.
You've got spunk kid!

Man, she's got spunk.

I wish I had spunk.
by T.iara September 10, 2010
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