shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

Spork Sensai

Gay, but a good mod

Spork Sensai is cool

by Royal Cline December 14, 2003

poopchute spork thinger

OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111

i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger

by vvvkvkvk May 18, 2022

Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7

The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck

by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023