Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

spooning snorkel

a breathing device used when you're spooning with your wife/slampiece

Man I was spooning with Meredith last night and i had to use a spooning snorkel so i could breath.

by big bert 69 March 18, 2011

sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

by rainbows, cars and lemonade March 26, 2008

Spooning

Getting a spoon shoved up your rectum.

Ashley+black man with all his drunk white buddies=spooning up the ass (Spoon in the butt) or (Black man shoves spoon in females rectum)

by Sir Digims June 18, 2010

snoozing

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

I was snoozing that fart for 2 hours during this meeting.

by Bennyroquai January 21, 2007

spoofing

A guessing game where each person holds zero to three coins in one hand behind his back. The person who guesses closest to the actual total among all in the group drops out. Last person remaining buys the sodas.

We were spoofing, and Bob lost again! That's three times this week.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

Soup Spooning

The art of spooning, although the people spooning are obese

"that Guy is fat, so hes soup spooning"

by SsHhEeSsHh August 9, 2004