shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon

hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke

by mister fister October 2, 2003

shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

shooting smack

to shoot up herion

That guy has been shooting smack since he was a teenager

by sinnamon roll December 4, 2016

Spoofing

When magicians shoot heroine

According to John Oliver ,spoofing is when magicians shoot heroine

by Notma Raelneim March 11, 2019

Hottie Spotting

A sport in which teenage girls take part in, usually while shopping, where they look out for attactive males and point them out to each other.

1. "We really need to do some hottie spotting this weekend when we go shopping.."

2. "Oh my gosh yesterday i saw this gorgeous guy while me and Sarah were hottie spotting!"

by tlj07 December 15, 2008