Yummy Spooge Volcano

what happens to you when you mix 2 or more kinds of cereals into one bowl and eat it.

Hey Doug, i was watching a show about ostriches, and i totally released a Yummy Spooge Volcano.

by Grimmace the Herp Derp Purp June 9, 2011

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

Spooge

Gross liquids- examples include the guts inside a raw turkey or chicken, liquid from a really snotty sneeze, runny dirty liquids found in a moldy area of a bathroom or laundry room.

That spooge is from my dog.
I won’t touch that spooge.

by anonymous November 18, 2023

Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Soup

The water in a hotel Jacuzzi.

My wife an I got a hotel room with a jacuzzi and we are gonna make some spooge soup.

by Big Barf August 9, 2021

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018