by Grimmace the Herp Derp Purp June 9, 2011
Get the Yummy Spooge Volcanomug. by Ernie September 29, 2004
Get the post cum; after spoogemug. by Steve February 13, 2004
Get the spooge on your mom's chestmug. 1) The sticky residue left over from racing tires that end up coating the track, the cars and the Pirelli technicians
2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct
2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct
by von_Eberhorst October 29, 2008
Get the Spoogemug. Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt
by grandadlee January 7, 2015
Get the spoogemug. Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.
A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.
The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
Get the spooge bin lorrymug. Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.
After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!
by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018
Get the Spooge Guttersmug.