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Yummy Spooge Volcano

what happens to you when you mix 2 or more kinds of cereals into one bowl and eat it.
Hey Doug, i was watching a show about ostriches, and i totally released a Yummy Spooge Volcano.
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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
by Ernie September 29, 2004
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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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Spooge

1) The sticky residue left over from racing tires that end up coating the track, the cars and the Pirelli technicians

2) Unpleasant feminine byproduct
I can't believe the fans want dead tires - they got spooge all over 'em
by von_Eberhorst October 29, 2008
mugGet the Spoogemug.

spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own
Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt
by grandadlee January 7, 2015
mugGet the spoogemug.

spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.
After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!
by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018
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