Sports Wanker

adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.

Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.

Jack: Yeah, what a tool.

by Simba//.. November 8, 2011

sports babe

A mid-30's age woman who is unusually attractive and co-hosts sports shows and/or halftime shows next to rich middle-aged men.

Jack: What are you staring at, Joel?

Joel: That sports babe casting with that Tedy. She's so hot.

by Tallu309 May 19, 2011

Sport-hag

A bint who's obsessed with sports and fitness and little else, and who regards everyone else as unhealthy, unatractive slugs. Usually extremely unattractive themselves possessing bony faces and bodies resembling telephone poles.

Check out the sport-hag

by Gillooley September 23, 2005

Sports invest

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event

"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.

Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.

by Kazer72 July 8, 2016

sports mcgee

a giant faggot that thinks hes good at sports usually named joe

ex. "oh im such a baller"

"no you're a sports mcgee"

by Drewb_ January 8, 2014

Sport Fucking

The pursuit of sex just add to numbers or to add a new kind of trophy to one's list. Examples: fucking a cougar, a fat chick, a nerd.

I don't really understand why he does it. I guess he is just into sport fucking anything just to say he has.

by stilldixon August 26, 2014