poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.
Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.
by countrylifterdw February 20, 2010
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Intellectual/spiritual crowd

A group of people that fuels each other. The intellectuals communicate through language the ideas and thoughts of the group, and teach, while the spiritual ones provide (or are) the fuel to the group that keep things going, get things and people heated up about bullshit. Usually they end up making a mushroom cloud of their environment as long as they're in.
The intellectual/spiritual crowd has been trying to take over and run people, places, and things.
by Solid Mantis January 02, 2020
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Toxic spirituality

Someone using spiritual beliefs as an excuse to be toxic
Them: I'm sorry I'm acting this way but Mercury is in retrograde and I probably won't be better until the next phase....
Me: don't use the toxic spirituality as an excuse for your shit choices this week.
by Luna710 June 30, 2021
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spiritual whore

Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
“I would go out and fuck anyone tonight but I’m too scared of STDs.. Guess I’m a spiritual whore!”
by sexy bitchxx February 18, 2022
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Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn
by pdabber123 December 18, 2022
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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
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Spiritualized Cryptomnesia

When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".
Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.
by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018
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