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alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.
Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community
by Basictransguy March 9, 2022
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Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them
Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn
by The brisket gang June 21, 2024
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Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around
She always believe her spiritual age is high
by 459395 May 1, 2022
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spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.
I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.
by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Spiritual Union.

Of one purpose, to enjoy each other physically, emotionally and spiritually. To love each other, near or far, here or there, at anytime.. To be united in mind and purpose, see union, see spiritual love. See marriage.
Spiritual union... man...best thing ever. Sex without the marriage or physical hassel and mess of actual physical unions. Anytime, anywhere, spiritual unions.
by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
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