Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 December 9, 2008

Spiderman

When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.

dude, I was so spiderman last night.

by DarkPhantom March 4, 2009

spiderman

Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.

Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey

by johnstitch January 26, 2007

spiderman

Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.

Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."

by darkverge April 24, 2007

Spiderman

The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero Spider-Man.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.

It's nerdy but it's true.

by shay42 May 7, 2005

spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.

Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?

by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012

Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007