sniffer's row

The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."

"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."

by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Scratch and Sniff

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.

"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!

by AmazinglyRandom07 April 8, 2006

pickle sniffer

a man who actively looks for men to pick up.

This pickle sniffer wouldn't stop staring at my boyfriend.

by dee October 1, 2004

SPIFFING

Very posh and dated word meaning excellent, especially as used by upper-class toffs and rugger buggers.

I say, she's a lovely filly.
Oh yes, absolutely spiffing old chap.

by onandon August 28, 2005

Fart Sniffer

Someone who is so pretentious they enjoy the smell of their own farts.

People from San Francisco is made up of Fart Sniffers

by Denverkid November 28, 2009

beverly hills sniffer

This sex move is saved for girls who think that they're God's gift to the world (and there are plenty of them). Have sex doggy-style. Right before finishing, take two of you fingers (index and ring) and shove them in her ass. Before she spazzes out, stick one in each of her nostrils, use a fish hook-like action to pull her head back, and whisper in her ear: "Still think your shit don't stink?". Proceed to cum. That should put her in her place.

Alot of celebs could use beverly hills sniffers.

by Single_and_Loving_It January 14, 2007

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011