spading

(verb)To forcibly remove someone's geitalia/reproductive capabilities by way of a sharpened gardening spade.

Generallly done as an act of revenge, or to procure federal grants for preventing the procreation of stupidity (aka keeping dumbasses from having kids)

Spader, Get that spade away from me, keep it away, NOOOOO!

P.S. The Arabians invented spading (see hildago), which explains why Bin Laden is such a F'ed up "man". Spader got a grant for that one.

by vrmlbasic March 27, 2004

Spaying febreze

The act of Farting in a matter which it sounds like you have spayed some febreze, sometimes confusing people into thinking that plesant smells are about to embace them-will piss your friends off.

Person 1: Dude what smells like shit in here.
Person 2: Sorry I'm spaying febreze

by Eitsu August 3, 2011

figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.

Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!

by hockey player :) February 17, 2009

scating

a scat or scating a female who is only interested in dirty things just before shes is going to get penetrated because sex is always on her mind. scatting is an action done by a women the terns a guy or a girl on.

holly shit this place is full of scats
she is scating away

i love a good scat first thing in the morning

i coldest resist her she was a scat

by badboygangter July 14, 2016

aggressive inline skating

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.

Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.

by FARTHAMMER December 2, 2013

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

Spatines

The nickname of a beautiful, awesomely good crazy person.

Me: Hey lets go over and visit Spatines.
Friend: who is Spstines.
Me: its a nickname for Tia.
Friend: oh ok lets go!

by vickytoriia January 29, 2014