Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

sparkle shine

Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail

Her and i went to jail and he had to bail us out cause we got caught in the act if sparkle shine

by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020

Sparklingdawnlights

Someone who is a great translator and is great at making MVs

Sparklingdawnlights makes the best chinese drama and anime MVs!

by Fresh_Cabbage December 4, 2020

sparkle jumprope queen

lana del rey’s glamorous stage persona

sparkle jumprope queen makes me feel segsy

by ultimatecoochiedestroyer5 June 25, 2021

Sparkling cookie

A cookie that is a HUGE DORK! He’s adorably awesome!! ~Herb

Sparkling cookie Is so cheesy!

by ..Herb_Cookie November 19, 2021

Sparkle skin

In the movie twilight when a vampires skin has direct contact with sun and it glows.

When Edward went into the sunlight he had sparkle skin

by Sydney788 August 22, 2021

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022