Sandy Vagina

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

power shandy

A pint of lager (or substitute) you down half, then fill up the remainder with some kind of bitch piss (silver wkd/smirnoff ice) and away you go!

Pint of carling, and a silver wkd please bartender

by Callum May 23, 2003

Spandexcstacy

When someone is having WAY to much fun in spandex.

"Man, look at that guy, serious case of Spandexcstacy there."

by DeDoiche April 21, 2006

Spandies

spandex esp. spandex shorts

YAY! The volley ball team gets to wear spandies instead of shorts now!

by melmart August 27, 2008

spandex

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005

Sandy Koufax

One of the few greatest baseball players who happen to be a Jew. A 3 times Cy Young award winner, 2 time pitching Triple Crown, 2 time World Series MVP(1963 and 1965) and was National League MVP in 1963.

Probably would have been a member of the 300 win club if his career haven't prematurely ended no thanks to the fact that his elbow got messed up.

by zimmm is gay August 16, 2004

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006