Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018

Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.

Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!

by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023

Socket

A name given to a certain type of person that entices the opposite gender by informing them that they are only wearing socks

Generally used a derogatory slur

You big socket yuh, wearin’ Nothing but socks

by Notatrumpet December 10, 2019

Boston Pop Socket

When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.

Dude, I gave my gf one of those Boston Pop Sockets she's always been asking for last night.

by SlickMik11 February 7, 2019

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

cocket socket

A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.

Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.

B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)

A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.

B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023