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Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.
Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.
by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004
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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.
“I think it’s time for a man soak”

Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”
by Wildin39 May 14, 2019
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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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mormons soaking mormons

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons
by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023
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Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.
Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works
by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025
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