shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

by toenail78 May 5, 2008

CC Snitch

The act of CC-ing a person's boss on an email when you are not getting a desired response.

Worker 1: I asked John's assistant to fax me the approval an hour ago.
Worker 2: Email her to follow up and copy John.
Worker 1: CC Snitch, good idea.

by TwinKss September 10, 2009

in a snit

to be angry or greatly annoyed, especially in a grandiose, prissy manner, usually out of proportion to the situation causing it

True to fashion, Belinda stomped off in a snit because Jared had brought red roses instead of dark pink ones.

by Melonmuncher March 2, 2006

Snitch

A word sometimes used in a wrong way. A snitch isn't someone who tattle-tells on someone. A snitch is a person who tells on someone simply because they're jealous or ratting someone out to save their own self.

Jhonny is selling drugs next door to Rick's house.

Rick is jealous because he sales drugs also, but gets no business.

Rick decides to snitch and tell on Jhonny so that he can get more business for himself.

ex 2:
RIck sales drugs for jhonny.

Rick gets caught and has to do time.

The police tell Rick that if he tells who he's working for, they'll shorten his sentence.

Rick snitches on Jhonny and gets him in trouble so that he can go home early.

by Coco Loso July 7, 2011

Snitch

An individual who provides authority figures with incriminating evidence in an act of self preservation.
Stoolie Rat Narc

person A Snitches on person B to avoid repercussion, even though person A was/is or has been involved in the same activities.

by SMV April 8, 2008

Snitch

The akt of snitching when you get arrested by the police trying to save your own ass then fail miserably At which point all your friends begin to hate you and you get arrested with the rest of them and end up lookin like a fukkin idiot.

Snitch
Who's van was it ?
I dunno
How about we start with how the van got in the snowbank kuz i don't even know that one yet ?
I was just driving along and i spun out
Isn't that front wheel drive ?
ya i think so
K WELL U JUST HUNG URSELF
were you using the e brake ?
The e brake light was on but the e brake didn't work
SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM THAT MORON
And it still spun out ? I think you knew what you were doing made a stupid mistake and ended the kar into a snowbank.
no
WELL VALI U DID AND U DID KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN.
Did you tell them the kar was stolen
Yes.
ASSHOLE
So you told J and J that the kar was stolen
Yes.
Y U SAY DAT 4? R U DUMB?!?!
before or after they entered the vehicle?
Before.
Just snitchin on everybody today.
I'm gonna kut in here, This fukkin kid is an asshole

who was driving?
We all were
YOU DUMB KOKK SUKKER I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR STUPIDASS KRASHED I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR DUMBASS RAN INTO A KURB 50084983487619284721037498123074 TIMEZ YOU FUKKIN ASSHOLE

so j and j were driving too ?
Yes

by Violent J. [Psychopathik] April 8, 2009

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009