Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Sipping Clean

Drinking one type of drink, instead of a cocktail or a mix of two types of drinks.

1: Wut ya drankin'?
2: Tequila
1: Tequila Sunrise?
2: Naa, I Sip Clean

by Illy August 31, 2004

infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.

"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"

by Bryan B June 9, 2005

Sniping

Upon release of sexual pleasure, standing approximately 7 feet away and shooting into a girls face declaring "Boom.. Headshot."

I was sniping that girl from 10 feet.

by SniperX3 October 28, 2010

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 29, 2004

Shipping

Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.

Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.

Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping ChrisxLexi
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda Odd. And Chris's like a Big Star. He's got a Sexy Girlfriend..
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly Sexually Cra-Cra they are for each other???

Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.

by Sexylovelylady July 25, 2014

Slipping a George

When you go to greet a female, instead of going for a hug, try to slip your hand down the front of their pants for a "feel".

Named after our local barman George who attempted this.

When he met her, he tried Slipping a George.

by Phil Arnold December 23, 2005