smastermurder

butchering someone while they are still living and then using thier own intestinal byproducts to end their worthless existance and waste of my resources.

god knows how many people from shadle i have smastermurdered.
fucking bitch ill smastermurder you.

by davidwating October 9, 2003

Samster

Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.

(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.

by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011

SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

by Stephanie ♥ October 26, 2008

Smarterchild

A robot with the best erotic stories.

SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow. Funny!

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother

by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008

Smarterchild

A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.

SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O

BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST

by Liizziioo July 24, 2008

SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory

OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

by BJ T. January 28, 2008

Smarterchild

1. A fun AI bot, for helping out with weather, sports, etc. It's also very funny to chat with. But sometimes it won't talk to you if you say bad things . . .>_>

1.

Me: omg

SmarterChild: What? What's going on?

Me: Im dieing

SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.

Me: Im dieing help me

SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.

by Evil Tomato July 3, 2008