Smurple

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

by A. Rothman April 4, 2004

slurpee tumor

The sharp pain that can occur when one consumes a frozen beverage (milkshake, slurpee, piña colada) too quickly. The pain is a result of the nerves sending signals to the blood vessels that supply the brain, altering the blood flow. Synonym of brainfreeze.

Chloe took a big sip of her milkshake, and immediately put her hand to her head, "Ouch! Ouch! Slurpee tumor!"

by Aunt Tasty November 13, 2007

slurpulent

adjective form of the verb slurp; gratitously patronizing and frivilous

That is the most slurpulent little bastard I have ever seen; sucking up to the boss again.

by Chuck September 24, 2003

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Hershey Slurpee

a term used when you put Hershey's chocolate syrup on an erect penis and then have someone give you head slurping the chocolate syrup up.

"Hey, do you want a Hershey Slurpee?" - Boy
"Yeah, I love chocolate syrup when giving head! Makes it exciting for me!" - Girl or Boy

by ak907lmhc December 23, 2010

Slurped

Being in such a relaxed or high mental state that when reclining or not standing up it feels good.

Nigga I’m ripped af, like I’m slurped bruh.

by Snapchat / mc-awesum September 28, 2019

Slurpee

slang for someone of indian, pakistani, bangladeshi or sri lankan backgrounds

Look at that Slurpee

by rxm0b0be November 3, 2010