Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

slippery wibbler

The long snake trying to force its way in no chub.

Sheila last night Mark tried to give me the slippery wibbler.

by Yekusai September 23, 2017

Slippery Shanahan

The often occurrence of Ryan Shanahan slipping on a run, often bringing several teammates down with him.

Bert: Oh there goes slippery Shanahan slipping again! He brought Doug down with him!

by Bert1 March 14, 2022

slippery bubbles

Covering a sheet of plastic bubble wrap in a lubricant and then stroking the genitals until orgasm

After she gave me the slippery bubbles, I gave her the angry pirate

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009