slipknot

A worthless band from Iowa that cant play worth shit and probably eats shit too. I dont see why you people like this shit. I like KISS, Metallica, AC/DC, and all those other bands but this one just sucks, I dont care if they were influenced by these bands they suck! To all those morons out there who still like slipknot quit cutting yourself and crying yourself to sleep every night just because your little girlfriend left you for some other man. Yes they are different ok, but just dressing up in jump suits and wearing stupid masks and prancing around all stupid like some retard. Get some real metal music and not some fucking emo nu metal retards on the stage singing about something stupid.
some stupid faggot: oooooh i love wait and bleed.
me: oh shut the fuck up you stupid emo bitch.
some stupid faggot: hey slipknots great dont insult them or they'll slit ur fucking throat u faggot.
me: "punches emo kids face" if they want to try but they gotta quit sucking each others dick first.
by Cody Ferrell June 26, 2006
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Until one of you losers can describe the differences between Black Metal, Death Metal, Industial, and Nu Metal, I'm just going to call them metal. Why you're so concerned with the categorization of Slipknot's music is beyond me.
Things Slipknot is not: Rock, Country, Rap, Hip-Hop, R&B, Techno, Pop... what's left if not metal?
by gold July 08, 2004
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They arent the only metal band in existance for those of you that think that and for those of you who think they suck fuck you they are one of the best bands i know though
1: Do you like slipknot?
2:they suck those devil worshipers
1:fuck you
by Jodge December 12, 2007
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Best damn metal band ever to grace gods fucken earth!!
Look at that hippie, YEA MAN! GUNS AND ROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
by Cobain November 25, 2003
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Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam
"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!
by Marc August 01, 2004
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A dumb ass devil worshiping band that you cant tell anything they're saying in their songs, and that wear gay ass masks with long noses and zipping mouths and gay shit like that!
Slipknot is the gayest fuckin band ever dude! They eat dick!
by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 01, 2004
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What should be put around the necks of all members and fans associated with this fucked up creation of a band.
And I thought God screwed up when he made the platypus.
by mytheos July 16, 2003
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