slobberpuss

a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.

Karens slobberpuss was so hairy, it flossed my teeth when I went down on her.

by BenJammin484 March 1, 2007

slobber dog

v. To administer oral sex on a male

Sally refuses to swallow when slobber dogging her boyfriend.

by Sam October 22, 2003

Slobber Knocker

1)very insane/intertaining occurence.
2) Sloppy, spit filled kiss.

What a slobber knocker this boxing match is!

Dude thats sick! He just planted a big slobber knocker on him!

by Adam Rage April 27, 2004

Slobbers

Like a kiss but with more enthusiasm.

Love you too babe. Slobbers

by Jayne Emerald June 16, 2017

slobber down my nob you bitch

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)

whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch

by johnboyuk August 20, 2006

Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)

Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.

by donedeal November 13, 2005