slapping the sausage

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

Slapping the pink

Vaginal masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door I caught her slapping the pink.

by BobAbui April 15, 2015

Slapping Tuna

When a man has sex with a woman; A man smelling like rotten vagina stink.

"This man passed by and I swear he was slapping tuna".

by CrazyNinja May 2, 2015

stapling a sticky note

Used to describe someone taking joy in doing extra work that will make little or no difference (a sticky note should stick to a surface by itself, but some add a staple to it just to make sure it does not).

Your brother was stapling a sticky note when he made a second batch of pasta even when he knew the first batch was more than enough.

by Brother's Third Wheel May 3, 2018

Slapping The Rope

term used for male masturbation

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope

by defDEF332 January 16, 2019

slapping water

the definion of slapping water is swimming

what are you doing? im slapping water duh

by hunter salmons January 15, 2020

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019