shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.

Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.

by W. T. January 9, 2010

Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.

I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.

by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

shoppers elbow

A painful condition affecting one arm. Usually occurs during glutinous shopping around the holidays. Carrying loads of merchandise around a store in one arm will aggravate the muscles in the elbow and forearm.

Carrying all these $2.00 doorburster towel's is giving me shoppers elbow!

by Ddd17 March 2, 2016

shoppercising

When you ask a friend to exercise, but they are too busy shopping.

Me: "We are taking a walk in the hood to get some exercise. Would you like to join us?"

Friend: "No, thanks. I'm out shopping."

Me: "Ok. Have fun shoppercising!"

by Ricky Bobby 07 December 29, 2016

scoppie

Scoppie is when you are an intellectual who is desperate for an e-cigarette.

Intellectual: "I've had such a long day reading Shakespeare and listening to Wagner. I really need an e-cigarette!"
Friend: "you're such a scoppie!"

by L1l2l3 February 9, 2017

skippy and dippy

two friends, usually idiots, that always do stupid things together.

my mom calls me and my bestfriend skippy and dippy

by 8ogus February 19, 2018

Skeppy

baby rage 14 year old who's internet is getting ping spoofed by people in Chicago, IL.

that about sums it up

"OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP GRIEFING KITPVPPPPP" -bbh

by Skeppy's Mom September 25, 2020