meat scepter

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

by Juan john January 19, 2019

september 4

when you start dating the love of your life

I can’t wait till September 4th

by abitchinlove October 15, 2019

September 13

The day the most beautiful,loving,baddest,hottest girl was ever born she was born on this day she da oneeee she fine , thick !! And a lil dumb but has a good heart , a freak . Amazing friend,girlfriend,mom,sister a bad bi

I knew her birthday was September 13 lorddd

by Dagirllduhh November 16, 2019

September 13

A God was created. A God of fucking Awesomeness

Unknowusername Is a September 13

by Unknowusernamestill November 25, 2019

September 27th

September 27th is the day the baddest bitch Yoon Keeho was born. We praise him. Stream Scared by P1Harmony.

person 1 “ITS SEPTEMBER 27TH!!!!”
person 2 “OK????”
person 1 “ITS KEEHO’S BIRTHDAY YOU UNCULTURED DRIED PIECE OF CELERY”

by _sparklychannie May 19, 2021

September 8

The day where quiet but secretly extroverted people are born.

Wait, the quiet girl was out partying? Damnn she must’ve been born on September 8.

by buffbb October 20, 2019

september 4

A day where bad bitches join forces and mark the town. You can spot them wearing chains and/or hoop earrings.

We’re you born on September 4th?

Cuz you a bad bitch

by Bun662 October 15, 2019