shacker

someone who sleeps over at random people's places after a night of drinking

setting: morning
did you hook up with that girl last night?
naw, she's just a shacker.

by txstateperson September 4, 2006

BJ Stacker

A sandwich for gay people consisting of meat,cheese,and bacon and buns all formed in the shape of a penis.also used to describe when a gay person lays down on a fat guys stomach and another fat guy goes on top of the gay person and he is squished in the middle.

Wayne-I had a BJ Stacker Last night
Cameron-ew.but that would explain ur sudden flattened body.

by Greg Milosevic December 9, 2008

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

slacker

A lazy azz person who instead of doing work, sits his azz on the couch and watches TV, plays video game, eats alot of food and never worries about anything because he know he will get the job done at the last minute and in the end just chill.

I am a slacker/bum/lowlife.

by PSX December 28, 2005

Swacker

Swagger + Jacker = Swacker

A person who steals or reinnacts another persons (usually someone popular) jokes, words or other personal mannors. Essentially trying to become another person. This can sometimes occur unconsciously.

Boy tryin to jack my swagger to get dem ladies. A swagger jacker, swacker. Good thing u cant beat the original!

by miximus September 19, 2011

smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).

The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.

by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006

slacker

A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.

Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.

by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010