filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simi

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

by chl June 6, 2005

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Shimrit

A cool Isreali girl who I think is from another planet

An alien

by Zolotta May 21, 2003

simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.

Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.

by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011

Simid

Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.

Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.

by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004