ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

Gene Simmons

A dude with a long-ass tongue.....

Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!

by CGGCrevalle November 12, 2009

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky containing white fluffy clouds that looks like the sky scene on the opening credits of the Simpsons cartoon.

We had great weather for the BBQ. We were grilling under a Simpsons Sky.

by Peter's Prism September 4, 2010

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016