sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 04, 2021

sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.

Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!

by Yohnny69 March 09, 2022

Burnt Sidewalk

a sweet loving name to call your friend who is named Eli

Eli your such a burnt sidewalk

by Your_Local_Croisssant January 04, 2024

Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011

Sidewalk art

What remains after a suicide by falling to death, usually by jumping from a skyscraper or bridge.

"Before going to a therapist, he was about to become sidewalk art"

by Neves777 March 26, 2018