Burnt Sidewalk

a sweet loving name to call your friend who is named Eli

Eli your such a burnt sidewalk

by Your_Local_Croisssant January 3, 2024

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

sidewalk pigeon

Girls that are walking along the sidewalk getting cat calls from people inside their vehicles.

Roll the window down real quick so I can holla at these sidewalk pigeons!!

by Daniel does January 15, 2025

Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019