Balls on the Shoulder

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.

Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

by baltimoron April 14, 2010

Shoulder Pat

Almost as comforting as a mother's touch when you have the flu but as awkward as a penguin trying to balance itself on your shoulder just moments before losing its balance while waddling on land. A Quote from a leadership book found inside the commander’s office, “Daily physical contacts with your subordinate builds a culture of trust within your formation. This includes high five, awkward side hugs, or a comforting shoulder pat.”

Larry: “How many shoulder pats gave y’all gotten?”
Kyle and Jeffrey: “Way too many to count.”
Sarah: “I haven’t gotten any.”

by Shoulder pat May 10, 2018

Chip on your shoulder

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute

"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"

by Kristeng May 26, 2018

Standing on the shoulders of giants

A famous quote said by Isaac Newton which means to use the intellectual capability or capacity that major thinkers (have) use (d).

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

shouldered

To have a shouler up your vagina

When Olivia jumped off of Jonathans shoulders, she got shouldered

by WOOO* July 1, 2008

Shoulder Sweep

A shoulder sweep is a subtle way of undermining your own accomplishment; making your competition seem unworthy of your time.

Pete - "Hey whats with the shoulder sweep asshole"
Hippy - "Hey man, your Beirut skills aren't worth my time..."

by Hippy Lito May 10, 2009

Shoulder Surfing

the act of standing behind a sitting person in order to look at the contents of their computer or cell phone.

considered extremely rude and annoying by most of society

usually committed by parents or other nosy people

"Sorry for not responding to that text message for so long, my dad was trying to shoulder surf me"

Person 1: -is texting friend about a party at his house friday night-
Person 2: -looks over shoulder of person 1- "Hey man, can i come to your party"
Person 1: "DUDE, QUIT SHOULDER SURFING ME"

by piebeyummy April 7, 2011